flyingscotsman:
sergeantprnz: WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER? IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET ONLY ONCE IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS
sergeantprnz: WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER?
sergeantprnz:
WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER?
IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET ONLY ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS